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An Enchanting Step Back in Time
Stepping into The Ned through its grand wooden doors, warmly greeted by the impeccably dressed doorman, is like being transported to a world where glamour reigns supreme. The moment you enter, the soothing strains of live jazz and the soft murmur of cocktail conversations envelop you, conjuring images of a far more elegant and enchanting era. It’s hard not to feel a sense of awe in this beautifully restored building. Left to gather dust for nearly a decade, it’s nothing short of miraculous how the creative minds behind Soho House have managed to transform this historic structure. Built in 1924 as the Midland Bank’s headquarters, this building, now named after its architect Sir Edwin ‘Ned’ Lutyens, reopened in 2017 as a five-star hotel that’s as much a celebration of history as it is a luxurious escape.
A Feast for the Senses in a Historic Setting
Dining at The Ned is an experience in itself. Under the magnificent vaulted ceilings of the ground-floor banking hall, you’re spoilt for choice with a range of open-plan restaurants, each with its own unique ambiance and cuisine. Personally, I was amazed by how seamlessly you can transition from the contemporary sushi bar at Kaia, where the marble counter feels almost too beautiful to eat on, to the charming, almost nostalgic setting of Millie’s Lounge, where British classics are served amidst pastel-pink banquettes. For a health kick, Malibu Kitchen is a dream come true with its vibrant salads and smoothies that taste like sunshine on a plate. And if you’re anything like me, the Electric Diner is where you’ll find yourself indulging in some guilty pleasures—who can resist those perfectly crisp fries and milkshakes?
Rooms Tailored to Every Taste
One of the most remarkable aspects of The Ned is the sheer variety in room types. Whether you prefer the snug intimacy of a ‘Cosy’ room, with its delightful floral wallpapers and vintage lampshades, or the jaw-dropping grandeur of a ‘Grand Heritage’ suite, there’s something here to suit every taste. I have to admit, I was completely enchanted by the suites on the fifth floor. The craftsmanship in the original French-polished wood paneling, the grandeur of the crystal chandeliers, and the sheer indulgence of a freestanding bathtub right at the foot of the bed made me feel like I’d wandered into a scene from a classic film. If you’re lucky enough to stay in one of the suites with a private terrace, the panoramic views of the city alone are worth the stay—it’s a perfect spot for a quiet morning coffee or a nightcap under the stars.
An Oasis of Relaxation Beneath the City
The Ned’s Club Spa is another world entirely. Descending into its subterranean sanctuary, it’s easy to forget you’re in the heart of one of the world’s busiest cities. I was particularly taken by the Moroccan hammam, clad in exquisite pink marble—a space so beautiful you almost don’t want to leave. The array of treatments available is impressive, from rejuvenating LED light therapy to a traditional shave in the barbershop. If you’re looking to disconnect from the hustle and bustle above, the softly lit swimming pool is a peaceful retreat. I’ve rarely felt so completely at ease and pampered as I did here.
A Destination in Its Own Right
It’s not often a hotel becomes a destination in itself, but The Ned pulls this off effortlessly. With live music spilling into every corner as the evening descends, you’re constantly discovering new nooks and crannies to explore. I found myself so wrapped up in the experience that I almost didn’t want to step outside. However, it’s worth venturing out at least once—the Thames is just a short stroll away, offering some of the best views of London’s skyline. And if you’re a fan of modern architecture and culture, the Barbican Centre is only a 15-minute walk, and its rotating exhibitions are always a treat.
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